February 2012
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TOFOP Episode 64: TOFOB
Charlie: Don't remind us that you don't do iTunes, it doesn't matter. Just download it and enjoy it.
Wil: Yeah. We don't care. We don't care how you're listening to it. You can be outside the window listening to us right now, if you like. As long as you don't come in afterwards.
Charlie: ... Yeah, I actually looked towards the window...
Wil: [bursts out laughing] Was that just in case?
Charlie: Yeah, hahahaha.
Wil: ... That one person who's just been there for every recording going, "HE FINALLY MENTIONED ME!"
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“Also, girls love spooning, but let’s be honest, guys are mostly after a fork....”
– Wil Anderson (via acodiitoremember)
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TOFOP - Episode 66 - The Prison Clause.
Wil: "If some girl came up to you, and said like, you know, 'when I was coming of age, and I was discovering about my own sexuality, I happened to be a really big fan of McLeod's Daughters, and you were my favourite character, and I had a picture of you on the front cover of my school folder, and one night I came home, and the folder was there on the table, where I was meant to be doing homework, and I was laying on the bed, and suddenly I got this like sensation and I slid my hand slowly down..' Anyway, I'm not going to go int-"
Charlie: "No please, keep going! I'm almost there! KEEP GOING!"
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TOFOP, episode 66, The Prison Clause
Wil: Apparently Paris Hilton is a massive pot smoker. Like, she's a massive stoner. I have a friend who went to a party at her house and he said, he actually used the term, 'she smokes heroic amounts of pot'.
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Wil: So essentially she's famous for two things you do inhaling from the lips
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TOFOP Ep. 66 - The Prison Clause
Wil: The first rule of fight club is...
Charlie: EXTERMINATE!!
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TOFOP, episode 66, The Prison Clause
Wil: I would imagine that even if Snoop doesn't have pot on him, he's got so much pot in him that, like, it would show up on any test anyway. Like Snoop's gotta be at least 70% weed.
Charlie: Wouldn't it be amazing if it came out that he wasn't? Like, it was all an act and he's been smoking like Indonesian tobacco or something.
Wil: Yeah, he got off the weed but he's like, 'this is my selling point'
Charlie: Yeah, when you see him behind closed doors he's actually like a great scholar. Speaks the Queen's English.
Wil: He's like a real champion for women's rights. In real life he's an anti-drug campaigner.
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“What I’m saying Charlie, is that nothing would change for me. It’s just that,...”
– Wil Anderson on how his life would change if he suddenly was transformed into a woman, TOFOP #65: The Over-Explaining Cyrano (via guidinglightningstrike)
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“Sydney’s Mic In Hand has to be...
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TOFOP - Episode 40 - Poo Poo
Justin: We'd just got onto a really good chat. We'd gotten onto Zooey Deschanel.
Charlie: Can we get off Zooey Deschanel already?
Wil: I would never get off Zooey Deschanel...
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Anonymous asked: Wil's girlfriend Amy, the same one who broke his heart years ago?
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TOFOP #62: Cloon Clucks Clan
(Talking about George Clooney)
Charlie: When he met Obama, I'm sure like Michelle was just sort of like, leaning out from the kitchen.
*Wil starts laughing*
Charlie: Oh from the kitchen, you sexist prick! Don't know why I said that...
Wil: From the White House kitchen where she was instructing the various staff...
Charlie: Yeah, that's what I wanted to say!
Justin: Who were men!
Wil: Yeah. And white!
Charlie & Wil: *laughing* Oh we're fine, we're fine.
Justin: We've covered every base!
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Happy Birthday to Wil Anderson (38)
appetite-for-illusion:
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TOFOP Episode 39 - Bukkaké
Charlie: It [bukkaké] is a good word. It's a shame it means what it does because I'd like to name like, a child Bukkaké. Can you imagine that?! Bukkaké Clausen. Bukkaké Anderson. That's probably the worst name you could give a kid, isn't it? Bukkaké. 'Oh it's very exotic - it's Japanese'.
Wil: It'd be spelt some other way. Like, you'd pronounce it bu-kah-kay. And you would bloody be like, 'Yeah, we called our kid Bu-kah-kay.' And they're like 'It's bukkaké! You have named your child after Asian men masturbating on someone's face.'
January 2012
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